The Simpsons
Q: Is the person a female? 
Q: Is she a school teacher? 
A: Edna Scrubaple
Q: Can she play the saxaphone? 
A: Lisa Simpson
Q: Did she shoot C. Montgomery Burns? 
A: Maggie Simpson
Q: Is she dead? 
A: Maude Flanders
A: Marge Simpson
Q: Does he have a mustache? 
A: Ned Flanders?
Q: Does he own a bar? 
A: Moe
Q: Is he a filthy rich miser? 
A: C. Montgomery Burns
Q: Does he watch comedy central? 
A: Wayland Smithers
Q: Does he have a drinking problem? 
A: Barney Gumble
Q: Is he a police officer? 
A: Chief Wiggums
Q: Is he a little brat prankster? 
A: Bart Simpson
Q: Is he a school bully? 
A: Nelson Muntz
Q: Does he own a convenience store? 
A: Apu
Q: Does he spend an inordinant amount of time playing star trek? 
A: Comic book store guy
Q: Is he a hardened criminal? 
A: Snake
A: Homer J. Simpson